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2013-11-29

Original: 2013-11-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Girl: WHAT?
Other girl (off to the side): I THINK PAPER, PAPER BEATS ROCK.

Panel 2:
Girl: BUT ROCK BEATS SCISSORS, WHICH IN TURN BEATS PAPER. IT'S CLEAR THAT ROCK HAS AN EQUAL CAPACITY TO BEAT PAPER GIVEN ENOUGH TIME.

Panel 3:
Other girl: IF THE DETERMINER OF VICTORY IS NOT THE PLAYERS BUT THE ORDER OF PLAY, IN WHAT SENSE CAN WE CONSIDER THE GAME TO HAVE REACHED A MEANINGFUL CONCLUSION?

Panel 4:
Boy (calling out): MOM! SUSIE'S USING POLITICAL ECONOMY TO GET OUT OF DOING THE DISHES AGAIN!
Girl: TELL HER IT'S NOT A REAL SCIENCE!

Votey:
Girl (smiling, leaning in): ANYONE WANNA PLAY CONDORCET'S PARADOX?

Alt text

A four-panel comic. In the first three panels, two girls argue about rock-paper-scissors as if it were a serious game-theory problem. One says she thinks paper beats rock; the other counters that rock beats scissors which beats paper, so rock has an equal capacity to beat paper given enough time. The first replies with a dense academic question: if the determiner of victory is the order of play rather than the players, in what sense has the game reached a meaningful conclusion? In the final panel, a boy yells off-screen: "Mom! Susie's using political economy to get out of doing the dishes again!" and a girl shouts back, "Tell her it's not a real science!" Votey: a close-up of a grinning girl asking, "Anyone wanna play Condorcet's paradox?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.