2013-11-28
Original: 2013-11-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (blonde): I've spliced my DNA with the pufferfish, thereby gaining all its powers.
Panel 2:
Man: You could've chosen any animal, and you chose a fish? Why not a tiger or a bear or something?
Panel 3:
Woman (now puffed up, yellow and spiky like an inflated pufferfish): I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!
The man recoils in alarm.
Votey:
Speech bubble (the man): AGKV! CAN'T BREATHE!
The panel shows the man's face being smothered/pressed against the woman's now-enormous spiky pufferfish body.
Woman (blonde): I've spliced my DNA with the pufferfish, thereby gaining all its powers.
Panel 2:
Man: You could've chosen any animal, and you chose a fish? Why not a tiger or a bear or something?
Panel 3:
Woman (now puffed up, yellow and spiky like an inflated pufferfish): I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!
The man recoils in alarm.
Votey:
Speech bubble (the man): AGKV! CAN'T BREATHE!
The panel shows the man's face being smothered/pressed against the woman's now-enormous spiky pufferfish body.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a blonde woman tells a man, "I've spliced my DNA with the pufferfish, thereby gaining all its powers." Panel 2: the skeptical man replies, "You could've chosen any animal, and you chose a fish? Why not a tiger or a bear or something?" Panel 3: the woman puffs up into a huge, yellow, spiky inflated pufferfish shape and shouts, "I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!" as the man recoils. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the man's face mashed against the woman's giant spiky pufferfish body as he yells from a speech bubble, "AGKV! CAN'T BREATHE!" The joke is that the pufferfish's only real "power" is inflating to intimidate and smother.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.