2013-11-30
Original: 2013-11-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: WAIT, AQUAMAN. DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM?
Aquaman (blond man, bare-chested): OH THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. I'M COATED IN A PROTECTIVE LAYER OF MUCUS.
Caption: It turns out women aren't impressed by all superpowers.
Votey:
Aquaman (smiling, eyes closed): BY NEPTUNE THAT'S MUCUSY.
Woman: WAIT, AQUAMAN. DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM?
Aquaman (blond man, bare-chested): OH THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. I'M COATED IN A PROTECTIVE LAYER OF MUCUS.
Caption: It turns out women aren't impressed by all superpowers.
Votey:
Aquaman (smiling, eyes closed): BY NEPTUNE THAT'S MUCUSY.
Alt text
A blond, bare-chested man (Aquaman) sits with a brown-haired woman in a red top against a dark blue background. She asks, "Wait, Aquaman. Do you have a condom?" He gestures reassuringly and replies, "Oh that's not necessary. I'm coated in a protective layer of mucus." She looks distinctly unimpressed. Caption below: "It turns out women aren't impressed by all superpowers." Votey: a close-up of Aquaman grinning with his eyes closed, saying, "By Neptune that's mucusy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.