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2013-12-16

Original: 2013-12-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (standing behind, looking at the man's screen): WHY ARE YOU BROWSING IN INCOGNITO MODE? YOU'RE JUST READING THE NEWS RIGHT NOW.

(The man, with reddish hair, sits at a computer looking guilty/uneasy. He does not answer.)

Caption (below panel): "The wicked flee when no man pursueth." -Proverbs 28:1

Votey:
(Close-up of the same man's worried face beside his computer monitor. Text above him:)
I CANNOT BE TRUSTED HERE

Alt text

A man with reddish hair sits at a computer, looking guilty and tense. A woman stands behind him, looking at his screen, and says: "Why are you browsing in incognito mode? You're just reading the news right now." The man says nothing, his expression uneasy. A caption beneath the comic reads: "The wicked flee when no man pursueth." -Proverbs 28:1 — implying his guilty reaction itself reveals a guilty conscience even when doing something innocent. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same man's anxious face next to his monitor, with the text above him admitting: "I cannot be trusted here."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.