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2013-12-13

Original: 2013-12-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Title: "SEXUAL MATURITY" EXPLAINED:

The comic is a single line graph.

Y-axis label: CONCERN THAT THE SEXY PIZZA BOY IN YOUR FANTASY ACTUALLY DID BRING A PIZZA

X-axis label: AGE

The red curve starts flat near zero at young age and rises steeply, ending in an upward arrow at high age, indicating the concern grows dramatically with age.

Votey:
A wide-eyed cartoon face with a large speech bubble.
Speaker (cartoon face): I WANT YOUR SAUSAGE. ALSO CHEESE.

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A hand-drawn line graph titled "SEXUAL MATURITY" EXPLAINED. The vertical (Y) axis is labeled "CONCERN THAT THE SEXY PIZZA BOY IN YOUR FANTASY ACTUALLY DID BRING A PIZZA," and the horizontal (X) axis is labeled "AGE." A red curve stays flat near zero in youth, then climbs steeply with age, ending in an upward-pointing arrow. The joke: as you get older, you care less about the sexy fantasy and more about whether the pizza actually arrived. Votey (aftercomic): a wide-eyed cartoon face with a large speech bubble saying, "I WANT YOUR SAUSAGE. ALSO CHEESE." leaning on the pizza double entendre.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.