2013-12-19
Original: 2013-12-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
Two bearded men, seen in profile/close-up, are handling a length of pale animal intestine (sausage casing) between them.
Bald bearded man (foreground, holding the casing): "THIS IS WHERE POOP GOES THROUGH A GOAT."
Long-haired bearded man (gripping the casing, grimacing): "WHAT IF WE FILLED IT WITH BLOOD? WOULD IT BE FOOD THEN?"
Caption below panel: "Sausage is weird."
Votey:
Close-up of the long-haired man's face, thoughtful.
Long-haired man: "NEEDS MORE LIVER."
Two bearded men, seen in profile/close-up, are handling a length of pale animal intestine (sausage casing) between them.
Bald bearded man (foreground, holding the casing): "THIS IS WHERE POOP GOES THROUGH A GOAT."
Long-haired bearded man (gripping the casing, grimacing): "WHAT IF WE FILLED IT WITH BLOOD? WOULD IT BE FOOD THEN?"
Caption below panel: "Sausage is weird."
Votey:
Close-up of the long-haired man's face, thoughtful.
Long-haired man: "NEEDS MORE LIVER."
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic. Two bearded men in profile close-up stretch a pale, slimy length of animal intestine (sausage casing) between their hands. The bald man holding it says, "This is where poop goes through a goat." The long-haired man gripping the other end, grimacing, replies, "What if we filled it with blood? Would it be food then?" A caption beneath reads, "Sausage is weird." The votey (bonus panel) shows a close-up of the long-haired man's pensive face as he adds, "Needs more liver." The joke: the disgusting origins of sausage become appetizing once you keep adding more offal.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.