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2013-12-21

Original: 2013-12-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:

A young man with orange/blond hair, wearing a suit with a tie and vest, stands gesturing as he speaks to an older, balding man with gray hair, glasses, and a mustache (seen from behind/side, with a red pincushion stuck with pins on the table in front of him).

Young man: "Hi. You know how when you sit down, sometimes it looks like you have a boner?"
Older man: "...Yeah?"
Young man: "I want that EVERY time."

Caption (below panel): The origin of pleated pants.

Votey:

Two men sit close together. One leans toward the other.
Man: "Hey."

Alt text

A young man in a suit and tie gestures earnestly while pitching an idea to an older, balding man with glasses and a mustache who sits at a table with a red pincushion (suggesting he is a tailor). The young man says, "Hi. You know how when you sit down, sometimes it looks like you have a boner?" The tailor replies, "...Yeah?" The young man answers, "I want that EVERY time." A caption below reads: "The origin of pleated pants." Votey aftercomic: a rough black-and-white sketch of two men sitting close together; one leans in toward the other and says, "Hey."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.