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2013-11-23

Original: 2013-11-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Caption (yellow banner at top): AT SOME POINT IN THE PAST, A MARINE BIOLOGIST WAS VERY PROUD OF HERSELF.

Woman with long brown hair (writing on a yellow pad with a pencil): THIS WILL BE CALLED THE CIRCALITTORAL ZONE. IT'S DOMINATED BY CLAMS.

A second person with dark curly hair and glasses watches her, looking unimpressed.

Votey:
A simply-drawn woman at a desk: THERE. THAT'LL FIX ANY RESPECT I GOT FOR YESTERDAY'S COMIC.

Alt text

Main comic: A single panel with a yellow caption banner reading "At some point in the past, a marine biologist was very proud of herself." Below, a smiling woman with long brown hair holds a pencil over a yellow notepad and says in a speech bubble, "This will be called the circalittoral zone. It's dominated by clams." Beside her, a person with dark curly hair and glasses watches with a flat, unimpressed expression. The joke is the deadpan grandeur of a scientist proudly naming a dull stretch of seabed dominated by clams.

Votey: A crudely drawn woman sits at a desk, smiling slightly, and says, "There. That'll fix any respect I got for yesterday's comic."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.