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2013-11-21

Original: 2013-11-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Caption (yellow banner across top): LIFE TIP: ONCE YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH, YOU CAN MAKE ANY JOKE IN ANY SETTING

Panel 1:
An old bald man wearing round glasses, a tan short-sleeved shirt, and suspenders stands in a classroom with his arms spread wide, grinning. A blackboard behind him reads (in chalk): "Take your Grandpa to school day!"

Old man: WHY IS MY PENIS LIKE A COSMONAUT? BOTH BURN ON RE-ENTRY!

To the man's left, a woman with brown hair in a purple shirt looks uncomfortable / annoyed. To his lower right, a young red-haired girl looks up at him smiling.

Votey:
The old man, drawn in a loose sketch style, smiles sheepishly.
Old man: TOO SOON?

Alt text

A yellow caption banner reads: "LIFE TIP: ONCE YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH, YOU CAN MAKE ANY JOKE IN ANY SETTING." Below, an old bald man in round glasses, a tan shirt, and suspenders stands in a classroom with his arms thrown wide, grinning. The blackboard behind him says "Take your Grandpa to school day!" His speech bubble: "WHY IS MY PENIS LIKE A COSMONAUT? BOTH BURN ON RE-ENTRY!" A brown-haired woman in purple beside him looks dismayed, while a young red-haired girl below smiles up at him. Votey: a sketchy close-up of the grinning old man asking sheepishly, "TOO SOON?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.