2013-11-09
Original: 2013-11-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Setting: A dimly lit room with red curtains. A police officer (man in a cap and uniform) and a woman in a dark coat stand looking at a tall, conical pile of cash stacked into the shape of a Christmas tree.
Officer: "DEAD. SUFFOCATION."
Caption (below panel): "Nobody dislikes currency inflation more than strippers."
Votey:
A topless woman (with magenta pasties on her breasts) speaks, an angry/annoyed expression on her face.
Woman: "I ACCEPT BULLION AND REAL ESTATE."
Setting: A dimly lit room with red curtains. A police officer (man in a cap and uniform) and a woman in a dark coat stand looking at a tall, conical pile of cash stacked into the shape of a Christmas tree.
Officer: "DEAD. SUFFOCATION."
Caption (below panel): "Nobody dislikes currency inflation more than strippers."
Votey:
A topless woman (with magenta pasties on her breasts) speaks, an angry/annoyed expression on her face.
Woman: "I ACCEPT BULLION AND REAL ESTATE."
Alt text
A police officer and a woman in a coat stand in a dim, red-curtained room staring at a giant cone-shaped pile of cash stacked like a Christmas tree. The officer says, "DEAD. SUFFOCATION." Caption: "Nobody dislikes currency inflation more than strippers." The implication is that a stripper was buried and suffocated under a heap of low-value bills. Votey: A topless woman wearing magenta pasties scowls and declares, "I ACCEPT BULLION AND REAL ESTATE."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.