2013-11-07
Original: 2013-11-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Elderly female professor (writing on a chalkboard, the board showing the vector expression "∇×v·n̂ ="): IF YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
A young man with orange hair stands listening, looking unsettled.
Panel 2:
(The young orange-haired man is now in bed with a dark-haired woman.)
Dark-haired woman: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABE?
Orange-haired man (looking distressed): MY PROFESSOR SAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND CUNNILINGUS.
Votey:
Close-up of the dark-haired woman looking worried/uneasy.
Woman (thought/speech): HOW DID SHE KNOW?!
Elderly female professor (writing on a chalkboard, the board showing the vector expression "∇×v·n̂ ="): IF YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
A young man with orange hair stands listening, looking unsettled.
Panel 2:
(The young orange-haired man is now in bed with a dark-haired woman.)
Dark-haired woman: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABE?
Orange-haired man (looking distressed): MY PROFESSOR SAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND CUNNILINGUS.
Votey:
Close-up of the dark-haired woman looking worried/uneasy.
Woman (thought/speech): HOW DID SHE KNOW?!
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Top panel: an elderly female professor writes a vector calculus expression on a chalkboard and says, "If you can't explain it to your grandmother, you don't understand." A young orange-haired man listens, looking troubled. Bottom panel: the same man lies in bed with a dark-haired woman, who asks, "What's the matter, babe?" He replies, distressed, "My professor said I don't understand cunnilingus" — having taken the advice and tested his understanding in bed. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the dark-haired woman looking anxious, thinking, "How did she know?!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.