2013-08-20
Original: 2013-08-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Adult man (to a boy named Bobby): Hey Bobby! You wanna read this BATMAN comic?
Boy (Bobby): Sure!
(The man hands over a book and the boy begins reading.)
Panel 2 (caption: 6 MONTHS LATER):
Bobby: You tricked me! But it wasn't even a real comic! It was a speech bubble which was wrapped around a NINE-HUNDRED PAGE CALCULUS TEXTBOOK!
Panel 3:
Man: I refuse to be educated against my will!
Panel 4:
Man: Would you say it was a local MAXIMUM of trickery?
Panel 5:
Bobby: Well to find that out you'd just take the DERIVATIVE and set it equal to-- DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Votey:
Caption: At that moment, I was no longer Bobby... I was NERDFACE™
(Shown: a menacing, grinning face with glowing yellow eyes and red highlights.)
Adult man (to a boy named Bobby): Hey Bobby! You wanna read this BATMAN comic?
Boy (Bobby): Sure!
(The man hands over a book and the boy begins reading.)
Panel 2 (caption: 6 MONTHS LATER):
Bobby: You tricked me! But it wasn't even a real comic! It was a speech bubble which was wrapped around a NINE-HUNDRED PAGE CALCULUS TEXTBOOK!
Panel 3:
Man: I refuse to be educated against my will!
Panel 4:
Man: Would you say it was a local MAXIMUM of trickery?
Panel 5:
Bobby: Well to find that out you'd just take the DERIVATIVE and set it equal to-- DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Votey:
Caption: At that moment, I was no longer Bobby... I was NERDFACE™
(Shown: a menacing, grinning face with glowing yellow eyes and red highlights.)
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man asks a boy, "Hey Bobby! You wanna read this BATMAN comic?" The boy replies "Sure!" and takes the book. Panel 2, captioned "6 months later": The boy complains, "You tricked me! But it wasn't even a real comic! It was a speech bubble which was wrapped around a NINE-HUNDRED PAGE CALCULUS TEXTBOOK!" Panel 3: The man says, "I refuse to be educated against my will!" Panel 4: The man asks, "Would you say it was a local MAXIMUM of trickery?" Panel 5: The boy starts to answer, "Well to find that out you'd just take the DERIVATIVE and set it equal to--" then realizes he's been baited into doing calculus and shouts "DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!" Votey: A black panel with the caption "At that moment, I was no longer Bobby... I was NERDFACE™," showing a menacing white face with glowing yellow eyes, a wide jagged grin, and red highlights.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.