2013-07-21

A two-part SMBC comic. Top panel: a brown-haired woman and a man lie in bed together at night, both nude under the covers; the woman in the foreground looks alarmed. She says, "Oh god. It finally happened." The man asks, "What?" She answers, "Statistics." Bottom panel: a line graph whose vertical axis reads "Odds that the worst sex of her life was with you" and horizontal axis reads "Length of relationship." A red S-curve climbs steeply and plateaus near the top — the longer the relationship, the more inevitable that you'll eventually be the worst she's ever had. Votey (aftercomic): a small graph titled "In my case:" where the red line is flat and pinned at the absolute top from the very beginning — the odds were maxed out from day one.