2013-06-29
Original: 2013-06-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, bearded older man holding a microphone speaks to a group of kids gathered around him at night, with foliage in the background.
Man: "IF A PARASITE STARTED EATING YOUR BRAIN AND VERY SLOWLY REPLACING YOUR MIND WITH ITS BODY, YOU WOULD NOT AT ANY POINT IN THE PROCESS REALIZE YOU WERE BEING KILLED."
Caption (below panel): Philosophers are no longer allowed at summer camp.
Votey:
A wide-eyed kid with a distressed expression.
Kid: "NOW I'M GONNA HAVE REALLY PEDANTIC NIGHTMARES!"
A bald, bearded older man holding a microphone speaks to a group of kids gathered around him at night, with foliage in the background.
Man: "IF A PARASITE STARTED EATING YOUR BRAIN AND VERY SLOWLY REPLACING YOUR MIND WITH ITS BODY, YOU WOULD NOT AT ANY POINT IN THE PROCESS REALIZE YOU WERE BEING KILLED."
Caption (below panel): Philosophers are no longer allowed at summer camp.
Votey:
A wide-eyed kid with a distressed expression.
Kid: "NOW I'M GONNA HAVE REALLY PEDANTIC NIGHTMARES!"
Alt text
A bald, bearded man holds a microphone and addresses a group of children seated around him at night around a campfire setting with foliage behind. He says: "If a parasite started eating your brain and very slowly replacing your mind with its body, you would not at any point in the process realize you were being killed." A caption below reads: "Philosophers are no longer allowed at summer camp." In the votey aftercomic, a wide-eyed, anxious-looking kid exclaims: "Now I'm gonna have really pedantic nightmares!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.