2013-04-13
Original: 2013-04-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
A business meeting around a conference table.
Woman with glasses and short hair (standing): "Our focus groups finally settled on 'Have a party at home!' for the box front."
A blonde person (foreground, back to viewer): "I don't see how that's relevant."
Woman with red hair and round glasses (seated): "That wouldn't get me to buy the product."
Caption below the panel:
Trade Secret:
The only purpose of slogans on frozen pizza is to make bachelors sad.
Votey:
A frozen pizza box. The label reads "PIZZA" with a starburst badge stating: "EVERYONE DIES. LIKE YOU LIVE: ALONE."
Woman with glasses and short hair (standing): "Our focus groups finally settled on 'Have a party at home!' for the box front."
A blonde person (foreground, back to viewer): "I don't see how that's relevant."
Woman with red hair and round glasses (seated): "That wouldn't get me to buy the product."
Caption below the panel:
Trade Secret:
The only purpose of slogans on frozen pizza is to make bachelors sad.
Votey:
A frozen pizza box. The label reads "PIZZA" with a starburst badge stating: "EVERYONE DIES. LIKE YOU LIVE: ALONE."
Alt text
A four-person business meeting around a wooden conference table with papers and a coffee mug. A standing woman with glasses says, "Our focus groups finally settled on 'Have a party at home!' for the box front." A blonde person seen from behind in the foreground says, "I don't see how that's relevant." A seated red-haired woman in round glasses says, "That wouldn't get me to buy the product." A caption reads: "Trade Secret: The only purpose of slogans on frozen pizza is to make bachelors sad." Votey: a frozen pizza box labeled "PIZZA" with a starburst badge reading "EVERYONE DIES. LIKE YOU LIVE: ALONE."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.