2013-04-14
Original: 2013-04-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A white rabbit reports to the Queen of Hearts (a stern woman in a red dress and crown holding a scepter).
White Rabbit: There's an intruder in Wonderland.
Queen: What?! Send her an insult!
Panel 2: The white rabbit (in a red coat) stands beside a small cake, speaking to the Queen.
White Rabbit: We're all out of paper. All we have to write on is this gigantifying cake!
Queen: Then do so!
Panel 3: Alice (a blonde girl in a blue dress with white apron and headband) stands at a round table on which a cake sits with pink frosting writing.
Cake: EAT ME
Votey: Close-up of the cake's pink frosting message, now revealed in full.
Cake: EAT ME, BITCH
White Rabbit: There's an intruder in Wonderland.
Queen: What?! Send her an insult!
Panel 2: The white rabbit (in a red coat) stands beside a small cake, speaking to the Queen.
White Rabbit: We're all out of paper. All we have to write on is this gigantifying cake!
Queen: Then do so!
Panel 3: Alice (a blonde girl in a blue dress with white apron and headband) stands at a round table on which a cake sits with pink frosting writing.
Cake: EAT ME
Votey: Close-up of the cake's pink frosting message, now revealed in full.
Cake: EAT ME, BITCH
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic riffing on Alice in Wonderland. Panel 1: a white rabbit tells the scowling Queen of Hearts, 'There's an intruder in Wonderland,' and she snaps, 'What?! Send her an insult!' Panel 2: the rabbit, now holding a small cake, says, 'We're all out of paper. All we have to write on is this gigantifying cake!' The Queen replies, 'Then do so!' Panel 3: blonde Alice in her blue dress stands at a table where a cake is iced with the classic pink lettering 'EAT ME' — except here it's meant as the insult. The joke: the famous 'Eat Me' cake is reinterpreted as a rude command rather than an invitation. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the cake showing the full message in pink frosting, 'EAT ME, BITCH.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.