2013-04-11
Original: 2013-04-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (orange banner across top): WATCHING "ALIEN" AFTER PREGNANCY:
A man and a woman sit together on a couch sharing a bowl of popcorn.
Man: OH GOD!
Woman (dismissive, mouth full of popcorn): PFFT... THEY ONLY COME OUT THROUGH YOUR CHEST?
Votey:
Close-up of a cartoon man's face (the SMBC red-haired narrator).
Text: NO, WE AREN'T. NO NEED TO SEND EMAILS!
A man and a woman sit together on a couch sharing a bowl of popcorn.
Man: OH GOD!
Woman (dismissive, mouth full of popcorn): PFFT... THEY ONLY COME OUT THROUGH YOUR CHEST?
Votey:
Close-up of a cartoon man's face (the SMBC red-haired narrator).
Text: NO, WE AREN'T. NO NEED TO SEND EMAILS!
Alt text
An orange banner across the top reads: WATCHING "ALIEN" AFTER PREGNANCY. A man and a woman sit side by side on a red couch sharing a blue bowl of popcorn while watching a movie. The man, looking horrified, says "Oh god!" The woman, unimpressed and chewing a handful of popcorn, says "Pfft... they only come out through your chest?" The joke: having gone through childbirth, she finds the chest-bursting alien tame by comparison. Votey: a close-up of a red-haired cartoon man's face who says "No, we aren't. No need to send emails!" -- a pre-emptive jab at readers who might insist the comic is being sexist or making light of childbirth.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.