2013-05-10
Original: 2013-05-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red-haired man lies shirtless on his back in bed, a woman's head down near his lap.
Man: OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
Panel 2:
The woman (long brown hair, round glasses, smiling) looks up.
Woman: I'M USING THE MONTE CARLO METHOD TO DETERMINE HOW TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS.
Panel 3:
The woman, smiling.
Woman: I FLICK A RANDOM AREA OF YOUR PENIS, INTERPRET YOUR RESPONSE AS POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, OR NEUTRAL, THEN DEVELOP A PROBABILITY DISTRIBUTION.
Panel 4:
The red-haired man grimaces in pain.
Man: OW! WHY NOT JUST COMMUNICATE WITH ME?
Panel 5:
The woman, grinning.
Woman: YEAH, RIGHT. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SAMPLING BIAS?
Votey:
A close-up of a patch of pink skin scratched all over with red marks (the man's chest/skin, scratched up).
A red-haired man lies shirtless on his back in bed, a woman's head down near his lap.
Man: OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
Panel 2:
The woman (long brown hair, round glasses, smiling) looks up.
Woman: I'M USING THE MONTE CARLO METHOD TO DETERMINE HOW TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS.
Panel 3:
The woman, smiling.
Woman: I FLICK A RANDOM AREA OF YOUR PENIS, INTERPRET YOUR RESPONSE AS POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, OR NEUTRAL, THEN DEVELOP A PROBABILITY DISTRIBUTION.
Panel 4:
The red-haired man grimaces in pain.
Man: OW! WHY NOT JUST COMMUNICATE WITH ME?
Panel 5:
The woman, grinning.
Woman: YEAH, RIGHT. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SAMPLING BIAS?
Votey:
A close-up of a patch of pink skin scratched all over with red marks (the man's chest/skin, scratched up).
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Panel 1: a shirtless red-haired man lies on his back in bed, scratches visible on his chest, while a brown-haired woman's head is down near his lap. He yelps, "OW! What are you doing down there?" Panel 2: the woman looks up, smiling through round glasses, and says she's using the Monte Carlo method to determine how to touch his penis. Panel 3: she elaborates that she flicks a random area, interprets his response as positive, negative, or neutral, then develops a probability distribution. Panel 4: the man grimaces in pain and asks, "OW! Why not just communicate with me?" Panel 5: she grins and replies, "Yeah, right. Can you imagine the sampling bias?" Votey: a close-up of a square patch of pink skin covered in scattered red scratch marks.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.