2013-03-30
Original: 2013-03-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man in pink shirt with glasses: I'd like to see other people.
Panel 2:
Man (close-up, wide-eyed): I mean, I'd still like to be exclusive.
Panel 3:
Man (seated, facing a woman with orange hair in a yellow shirt): Just, when I look at you, I'd like to see other people.
Panel 4:
Woman with orange hair: I think you want to break up with me, but you're unable to convince yourself, so you're trying to force me to make the decision via insults.
Panel 5:
Man (frowning): [silent]
Man: I'd like the other people I see to not say dumb stuff.
Votey:
A crude black-and-white sketch of the man's face with a speech bubble reading: SMELLY HEAD
Man in pink shirt with glasses: I'd like to see other people.
Panel 2:
Man (close-up, wide-eyed): I mean, I'd still like to be exclusive.
Panel 3:
Man (seated, facing a woman with orange hair in a yellow shirt): Just, when I look at you, I'd like to see other people.
Panel 4:
Woman with orange hair: I think you want to break up with me, but you're unable to convince yourself, so you're trying to force me to make the decision via insults.
Panel 5:
Man (frowning): [silent]
Man: I'd like the other people I see to not say dumb stuff.
Votey:
A crude black-and-white sketch of the man's face with a speech bubble reading: SMELLY HEAD
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A man with glasses in a pink shirt tries to break up with his orange-haired girlfriend using deliberately insulting, contradictory lines. Panel 1: 'I'd like to see other people.' Panel 2 (close-up, wide-eyed): 'I mean, I'd still like to be exclusive.' Panel 3: 'Just, when I look at you, I'd like to see other people.' Panel 4: The woman calmly responds, 'I think you want to break up with me, but you're unable to convince yourself, so you're trying to force me to make the decision via insults.' Panel 5: The man, frowning, retorts: 'I'd like the other people I see to not say dumb stuff.' Votey: a crude, hand-drawn black-and-white sketch of the man's face with a speech bubble reading 'SMELLY HEAD,' his lamest insult yet.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.