2013-03-29
Original: 2013-03-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A bald man in a green sweater vest and white shirt stands in a kitchen near the sink, gesturing toward a man with flame-like red hair.
Bald man: "Make yourself at home. You can have anything in the fridge."
Panel 2: Close-up of the red-haired man, smiling, against a yellow background.
Red-haired man: "Really?!"
Panel 3: The red-haired man is hunched over a laptop, grimacing/gritting his teeth, while the bald man stands close behind him watching.
Panel 4: The red-haired man crouches at a shelf/cabinet holding an object, looking back over his shoulder. The bald man's legs are visible standing nearby.
Bald man: "What're you doing with my laptop?"
Red-haired man: "I believe you mean MY laptop."
Votey:
The red-haired man (drawn in a simple black-and-white sketch style), smiling.
Red-haired man: "Also 99.99999% of the fridge is mine."
Bald man: "Make yourself at home. You can have anything in the fridge."
Panel 2: Close-up of the red-haired man, smiling, against a yellow background.
Red-haired man: "Really?!"
Panel 3: The red-haired man is hunched over a laptop, grimacing/gritting his teeth, while the bald man stands close behind him watching.
Panel 4: The red-haired man crouches at a shelf/cabinet holding an object, looking back over his shoulder. The bald man's legs are visible standing nearby.
Bald man: "What're you doing with my laptop?"
Red-haired man: "I believe you mean MY laptop."
Votey:
The red-haired man (drawn in a simple black-and-white sketch style), smiling.
Red-haired man: "Also 99.99999% of the fridge is mine."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a bald man in a green sweater vest stands in his kitchen and tells a red-haired guest, "Make yourself at home. You can have anything in the fridge." Panel 2: the red-haired man grins, exclaiming "Really?!" Panel 3: the red-haired man is hunched over the host's laptop, grimacing, as the bald host watches over his shoulder. Panel 4: the red-haired man crouches at a cabinet clutching another object; the host asks "What're you doing with my laptop?" and the man replies, "I believe you mean MY laptop." The joke: taking "have anything" absurdly literally to claim ownership of everything. Votey: a simple sketch of the red-haired man adding, "Also 99.99999% of the fridge is mine."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.