2013-01-23
Original: 2013-01-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Blonde woman: They say physics is sex and math is masturbation.
Panel 2:
Blonde woman: But they also say that physics is just applied math.
Panel 3:
Blonde woman: So then... does that mean sex is just applied masturbation?
Panel 4:
Dark-haired woman with glasses: It means I have a lot of theoretical sex.
Votey:
Dark-haired woman with glasses: My theory involves resonance frequency and pictures of wieners.
Blonde woman: They say physics is sex and math is masturbation.
Panel 2:
Blonde woman: But they also say that physics is just applied math.
Panel 3:
Blonde woman: So then... does that mean sex is just applied masturbation?
Panel 4:
Dark-haired woman with glasses: It means I have a lot of theoretical sex.
Votey:
Dark-haired woman with glasses: My theory involves resonance frequency and pictures of wieners.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A blonde woman and a dark-haired woman with round glasses sit together, apparently on a couch or seats. Panel 1: the blonde woman says, "They say physics is sex and math is masturbation." Panel 2 (close-up of the blonde): "But they also say that physics is just applied math." Panel 3 (blonde, looking thoughtful): "So then... does that mean sex is just applied masturbation?" Panel 4 (dim, dark scene with both women): the dark-haired woman replies, "It means I have a lot of theoretical sex." Votey (black-and-white sketch close-up of the dark-haired woman in glasses): she adds, "My theory involves resonance frequency and pictures of wieners."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.