2012-09-03
Original: 2012-09-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman with reddish hair stands with a musical note floating above her in a speech/thought bubble, looking relaxed.
Panel 2:
Off-panel voice: SAY, ARE YOU PREGNANT?
Woman: NO, I... WAIT, WHO SAID THAT? OH WAIT, YES I AM YES I AM YES-
Panel 3: The woman clutches her belly, where a small uterus with arm-like fallopian tubes is reaching up toward her.
Uterus: AAH! UTERUS! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME I'M SOOOO PREGNA-
Panel 4: Close-up on the personified uterus (red, with a face), shouting.
Uterus: LIES! I GUESS SINCE THERE'S NO FETUS TO KEEP ME COMPANY, I'M GONNA THROW ANOTHER WEEK LONG PARTY FOR ONE!
Panel 5: The woman, against a red background, screams in anguish.
Woman: NOOOOOOO
Panel 6: A calmer scene. The woman sits on a couch with her arm around a younger girl (her daughter), explaining.
Woman: AND THAT'S WHAT THE NEXT 50 YEARS WILL BE LIKE.
Votey:
The personified red uterus stands triumphantly with both fists raised in the air, mouth open, shouting.
Uterus: RAAA!
Panel 2:
Off-panel voice: SAY, ARE YOU PREGNANT?
Woman: NO, I... WAIT, WHO SAID THAT? OH WAIT, YES I AM YES I AM YES-
Panel 3: The woman clutches her belly, where a small uterus with arm-like fallopian tubes is reaching up toward her.
Uterus: AAH! UTERUS! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME I'M SOOOO PREGNA-
Panel 4: Close-up on the personified uterus (red, with a face), shouting.
Uterus: LIES! I GUESS SINCE THERE'S NO FETUS TO KEEP ME COMPANY, I'M GONNA THROW ANOTHER WEEK LONG PARTY FOR ONE!
Panel 5: The woman, against a red background, screams in anguish.
Woman: NOOOOOOO
Panel 6: A calmer scene. The woman sits on a couch with her arm around a younger girl (her daughter), explaining.
Woman: AND THAT'S WHAT THE NEXT 50 YEARS WILL BE LIKE.
Votey:
The personified red uterus stands triumphantly with both fists raised in the air, mouth open, shouting.
Uterus: RAAA!
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a woman with reddish hair stands relaxed, a musical note in a bubble above her. Panel 2: an off-panel voice asks 'Say, are you pregnant?' She replies, confused, 'No, I... wait, who said that? Oh wait, yes I am yes I am yes-'. Panel 3: a small personified uterus with arm-like fallopian tubes reaches up from her belly, crying 'Aah! Uterus! You gotta believe me, I'm soooo pregna-'. Panel 4: close-up of the red personified uterus shouting 'Lies! I guess since there's no fetus to keep me company, I'm gonna throw another week-long party for one!' (the joke: menstruation as the uterus's tantrum). Panel 5: the woman screams 'Noooooo' against a red background. Panel 6: she sits on a couch with her arm around her young daughter, calmly saying 'And that's what the next 50 years will be like.' Votey: the same red personified uterus stands with both fists raised triumphantly, mouth open, yelling 'RAAA!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.