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2012-05-11

Original: 2012-05-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title: REASONS FOR INVOKING GOD

A Venn diagram with two overlapping circles.

Left circle (yellow): CALLING DAMNATION UPON ELECTRONICS

Right circle (blue): SEX VOCALIZATIONS

The small overlapping region (green) is labeled with an arrow pointing to it: YELLING AT VIBRATORS

In the bottom-right corner, a tiny dot is labeled: PRAYER

Votey:
A small boxed graph (a dot/circle drawn at the top of a box) labeled: JOY AT SEEING GRAPH JOKES

Alt text

A hand-drawn Venn diagram titled "REASONS FOR INVOKING GOD." The large yellow left circle reads "CALLING DAMNATION UPON ELECTRONICS" and the large blue right circle reads "SEX VOCALIZATIONS." Their small green overlap is labeled by an arrow as "YELLING AT VIBRATORS." Off in the bottom-right corner, far from both circles, a tiny dot is labeled "PRAYER" — the joke being that actual prayer is a vanishingly small reason people say God's name. The votey aftercomic shows a small graph box with a single plotted dot at the top, labeled "JOY AT SEEING GRAPH JOKES."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.