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2012-05-15

Original: 2012-05-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

A man in a dark suit with a red tie, smiling, speaks to a woman with orange/red flame-like hair seen from behind, against a dark red background.

Man: "...IT'S NOT SO DIFFERENT. OH, EXCEPT THAT EVERY TIME YOU FEEL VULNERABLE, YOUR CONCERNS ARE DOCUMENTED SOMEWHERE ONLINE, WHERE PEOPLE CAN POST COMMENTS."

Caption below panel: "Hell is worse than you ever imagined."

Votey:

Close-up of the same man's face, now contorted with manic, demonic laughter, drawn in rough black-and-white.

Man: "SPECIFICALLY YOUTUBE HAHA HAHAHAHA!"

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A smiling man in a dark suit and red tie talks to a woman with bright orange flame-like hair, shown from behind, against a deep red background. He says: "...it's not so different. Oh, except that every time you feel vulnerable, your concerns are documented somewhere online, where people can post comments." A caption underneath reads: "Hell is worse than you ever imagined." In the votey aftercomic, a black-and-white close-up shows the same man's face twisted into manic, demonic laughter as he adds: "Specifically YouTube. Haha hahahaha!" The joke: hell is being eternally exposed to internet comment sections, especially YouTube comments.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.