2011-11-24
Original: 2011-11-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with curly blond hair, wearing a collared shirt under a sweater vest, speaks against a purple background.
Man: "Mom, Dad, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom... I'm gay."
Caption (below panel): Coming out of the closet is a lot harder for fundamentalist mormons.
Votey:
A close-up of one of the people the man addressed, drawn in rough black-and-white sketch style, speaking.
Speaker: "87.5% of us disapprove."
A man with curly blond hair, wearing a collared shirt under a sweater vest, speaks against a purple background.
Man: "Mom, Dad, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom... I'm gay."
Caption (below panel): Coming out of the closet is a lot harder for fundamentalist mormons.
Votey:
A close-up of one of the people the man addressed, drawn in rough black-and-white sketch style, speaking.
Speaker: "87.5% of us disapprove."
Alt text
A cartoon man with curly blond hair, a collared shirt, and a sweater vest stands against a purple background. His speech bubble reads: "Mom, Dad, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom... I'm gay." A caption below reads: "Coming out of the closet is a lot harder for fundamentalist mormons" — the joke being that he has many mothers in a polygamous fundamentalist Mormon family. The votey (bonus panel) shows a rough black-and-white close-up of one listener's face, saying "87.5% of us disapprove," implying seven of the eight family members addressed (one dad plus seven moms) disapprove.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.