2011-11-22
Original: 2011-11-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with reddish-brown hair (to a man with light brown hair and round glasses): I wouldn't trade you for the whole world.
Panel 2:
Man with glasses: Pff. I would. You're a subset of the world. So, I'd trade you, get you right back, and now I'm king of everything, and a net loss of zero girlfriends. Christ, it's obvious.
Panel 3:
Woman: I'm trying to be romantic.
Panel 4:
Man (holding up one finger): Step 1: Accuracy.
Panel 5:
The man with glasses sits beside another man (dark hair, glasses) in a dim setting.
Man with glasses: That's when she dumped me.
Other man: Why don't women like smart men?
Votey:
A handwritten note reads:
STEP 1: ACCURACY
STEP 2: CANDLES
Woman with reddish-brown hair (to a man with light brown hair and round glasses): I wouldn't trade you for the whole world.
Panel 2:
Man with glasses: Pff. I would. You're a subset of the world. So, I'd trade you, get you right back, and now I'm king of everything, and a net loss of zero girlfriends. Christ, it's obvious.
Panel 3:
Woman: I'm trying to be romantic.
Panel 4:
Man (holding up one finger): Step 1: Accuracy.
Panel 5:
The man with glasses sits beside another man (dark hair, glasses) in a dim setting.
Man with glasses: That's when she dumped me.
Other man: Why don't women like smart men?
Votey:
A handwritten note reads:
STEP 1: ACCURACY
STEP 2: CANDLES
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman with reddish-brown hair smiles at a man with light brown hair and round glasses and says, "I wouldn't trade you for the whole world." Panel 2: The man replies, "Pff. I would. You're a subset of the world. So, I'd trade you, get you right back, and now I'm king of everything, and a net loss of zero girlfriends. Christ, it's obvious." Panel 3: The woman, looking unimpressed, says, "I'm trying to be romantic." Panel 4: The man holds up one finger and declares, "Step 1: Accuracy." Panel 5: The man now sits in a dim room beside another man, recounting, "That's when she dumped me," and the second man asks, "Why don't women like smart men?" Votey: A handwritten note that reads "Step 1: Accuracy / Step 2: Candles," implying his entire plan to be romantic was just those two steps.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.