2011-06-27
Original: 2011-06-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A red, horned devil holding a pitchfork stands in a dark red hellscape, addressing a naked, gaunt human.
Devil: "WELCOME TO THE AFTERLIFE, HUMAN!"
Devil: "THERE IS NO TORTURE SO HORRIBLE THAT A HUMAN WON'T EVENTUALLY FETISHIZE IT."
Caption (below panel): This is why I don't believe in Hell.
Votey:
The devil, now looking exasperated, speaks again.
Devil: "FINE, I'M SENDING YOU TO HEAVEN!"
Human (off-panel/below): "NOOOO OOOO!"
A red, horned devil holding a pitchfork stands in a dark red hellscape, addressing a naked, gaunt human.
Devil: "WELCOME TO THE AFTERLIFE, HUMAN!"
Devil: "THERE IS NO TORTURE SO HORRIBLE THAT A HUMAN WON'T EVENTUALLY FETISHIZE IT."
Caption (below panel): This is why I don't believe in Hell.
Votey:
The devil, now looking exasperated, speaks again.
Devil: "FINE, I'M SENDING YOU TO HEAVEN!"
Human (off-panel/below): "NOOOO OOOO!"
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic. A red, horned devil holding a pitchfork stands in a dark crimson hellscape, leaning toward a naked, emaciated human. The devil says, "Welcome to the afterlife, human! There is no torture so horrible that a human won't eventually fetishize it." Caption below the panel reads: "This is why I don't believe in Hell." Votey (the bonus panel): the devil, now exasperated, declares, "Fine, I'm sending you to Heaven!" and a voice wails back, "Noooo oooo!" — the human dreads Heaven, having presumably grown to enjoy the torture.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.