2011-07-01
Original: 2011-07-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young man with curly orange hair, wearing a blue shirt, speaks nervously into a phone, glancing back over his shoulder.
Young man (on phone): Hi, Dad, my... uh, FRIEND got his, uh, penis-shaped thing stuck in a vacuum that's the same as yours. How would you... do you think... go about extracting it? On an unrelated topic, please don't come downstairs for another hour.
Caption (below panel): The answer to every question that begins with "I wonder if my parents know that I..." is "yes."
Votey:
A conversation between the young man and another figure (a person with glasses and dark hair).
Person with glasses: What's with you and penis vacuums?
Young man: How did you find out about that?!
Person with glasses: I meant the comics.
Young man: Uh... me too...
A young man with curly orange hair, wearing a blue shirt, speaks nervously into a phone, glancing back over his shoulder.
Young man (on phone): Hi, Dad, my... uh, FRIEND got his, uh, penis-shaped thing stuck in a vacuum that's the same as yours. How would you... do you think... go about extracting it? On an unrelated topic, please don't come downstairs for another hour.
Caption (below panel): The answer to every question that begins with "I wonder if my parents know that I..." is "yes."
Votey:
A conversation between the young man and another figure (a person with glasses and dark hair).
Person with glasses: What's with you and penis vacuums?
Young man: How did you find out about that?!
Person with glasses: I meant the comics.
Young man: Uh... me too...
Alt text
A young man with curly orange hair and a blue shirt talks anxiously into a phone, glancing over his shoulder. He says: "Hi, Dad, my... uh, FRIEND got his, uh, penis-shaped thing stuck in a vacuum that's the same as yours. How would you... do you think... go about extracting it? On an unrelated topic, please don't come downstairs for another hour." A caption below reads: "The answer to every question that begins with 'I wonder if my parents know that I...' is 'yes.'" In the votey aftercomic, a person with glasses and dark hair asks the young man, "What's with you and penis vacuums?" He replies, panicked, "How did you find out about that?!" She clarifies, "I meant the comics." He sheepishly answers, "Uh... me too..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.