2011-03-31
Original: 2011-03-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with dark hair stands on a stage in front of red-striped curtains, holding a microphone like a stand-up comedian or motivational speaker. He gestures outward with one hand. Below him sit several audience members seen from behind, leaning in to listen.
Man (into microphone): "And for the rest of the night, you'll wonder if she actually enjoyed sex or was just trying to avoid relationship conflict!"
Votey:
A large yellow comic-style burst reads "BOO!" Below it, a smaller blue burst reads "hoo..." (forming "BOO hoo...").
A man with dark hair stands on a stage in front of red-striped curtains, holding a microphone like a stand-up comedian or motivational speaker. He gestures outward with one hand. Below him sit several audience members seen from behind, leaning in to listen.
Man (into microphone): "And for the rest of the night, you'll wonder if she actually enjoyed sex or was just trying to avoid relationship conflict!"
Votey:
A large yellow comic-style burst reads "BOO!" Below it, a smaller blue burst reads "hoo..." (forming "BOO hoo...").
Alt text
A man stands on a stage before red-striped curtains, holding a microphone like a stand-up comic addressing an audience whose heads are visible from behind. He gestures and declares: "And for the rest of the night, you'll wonder if she actually enjoyed sex or was just trying to avoid relationship conflict!" The grim, anxiety-inducing line is delivered in the upbeat cadence of a showman. Votey: a big yellow comic burst shouts "BOO!" with a small blue burst beneath reading "hoo..." so it spells out "BOO hoo..." turning the audience's jeer into crying.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.