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2011-02-16

Original: 2011-02-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (main comic):
A woman with dark hair and glasses, wearing a yellow tank top and light blue underwear, stands by a bed holding up a dark Batgirl costume. A shirtless man with reddish-brown hair lies/sits in the foreground, smiling contentedly.
Woman: "IS IT OKAY IF I DRESS AS BATGIRL TONIGHT? IT'S... KIND OF A TURN-ON."

Caption below the panel:
Expuberance:
The satisfaction of realizing that 13-year-old you would be happy with how things turned out.

Votey:
The shirtless man, smiling, with a thought bubble.
Man (thinking): "I'VE EVER TOUCHED A BOOB."

Alt text

Main comic: A nighttime bedroom. A woman in a yellow tank top and underwear, with dark hair and glasses, stands holding up a Batgirl costume and asks a shirtless, reddish-haired man, "Is it okay if I dress as Batgirl tonight? It's... kind of a turn-on." The man lounges in the foreground wearing a wide, content smile. A caption below defines a mock word: "Expuberance: The satisfaction of realizing that 13-year-old you would be happy with how things turned out." Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the same smiling shirtless man, now with a thought bubble completing his happy reflection: "I've ever touched a boob." The joke: his blissful satisfaction comes from the bar his 13-year-old self set, which was simply having ever touched a breast.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.