2010-11-18
Original: 2010-11-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with flame-like orange hair (wearing a safari hat and ranger-style shirt) and a woman with brown hair walk together through an African savanna at sunset. Trees, green hills, and a giraffe are in the background.
Woman: Isn't nature beautiful? The sunset, the sweet savannah breeze, the HOLY SHIT-
Diagram below the panel:
A large tan/khaki circle nearly fills the space, with a tiny green dot near its center.
Legend:
Green square: Portion of Nature that is actually beautiful.
Tan square: "WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD A TIGER MOUNT A DEAD RHINO?"
Votey:
Caption at top: ALSO...
A man lying in bed (drawn in simple black-and-white line art) shouts.
Man: HONEY! YOUR CAT'S EATING ITS OWN HAIRBALL!
A man with flame-like orange hair (wearing a safari hat and ranger-style shirt) and a woman with brown hair walk together through an African savanna at sunset. Trees, green hills, and a giraffe are in the background.
Woman: Isn't nature beautiful? The sunset, the sweet savannah breeze, the HOLY SHIT-
Diagram below the panel:
A large tan/khaki circle nearly fills the space, with a tiny green dot near its center.
Legend:
Green square: Portion of Nature that is actually beautiful.
Tan square: "WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD A TIGER MOUNT A DEAD RHINO?"
Votey:
Caption at top: ALSO...
A man lying in bed (drawn in simple black-and-white line art) shouts.
Man: HONEY! YOUR CAT'S EATING ITS OWN HAIRBALL!
Alt text
A man and a woman stroll through a sunset African savanna with a giraffe in the background. The woman says, 'Isn't nature beautiful? The sunset, the sweet savannah breeze, the HOLY SHIT-' Below is a pie-chart-style diagram: a huge tan circle with one tiny green dot at its center. The legend reads: green = 'Portion of Nature that is actually beautiful,' and tan = '"WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD A TIGER MOUNT A DEAD RHINO?"' Votey: labeled 'ALSO...', a man in bed shouts, 'HONEY! YOUR CAT'S EATING ITS OWN HAIRBALL!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.