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2010-11-22

Original: 2010-11-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Title (underlined): AS ABOVE, SO BELOW:

Top diagram heading: THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
A cycle of three labeled boxes connected by arrows:
CONGRESS -> DEFENSE CONTRACTORS -> MILITARY -> (back to) CONGRESS
Caption: THE EXISTENCE OF A LARGE DEFENSE INDUSTRY INCREASES THE LIKELIHOOD OF WAR, WHICH RESULTS IN A LARGER DEFENSE INDUSTRY.

Bottom diagram heading: THE MASTURBATORY-PORNDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
A cycle of three labeled boxes connected by arrows, mirroring the diagram above:
BRAIN -> PORNO COLLECTION -> PENIS -> (back to) BRAIN
Caption: THE EXISTENCE OF A LARGE PORNO COLLECTION INCREASES THE LIKELIHOOD OF MASTURBATION, WHICH RESULTS IN A LARGER PORN COLLECTION.

Votey:
A bespectacled person standing behind says: YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE.
A seated person at a desk replies: I'M A POLITICAL THEORIST!

Alt text

A two-part diagram comic titled "As Above, So Below." The top half, labeled "The Military-Industrial Complex," shows three yellow boxes arranged in a triangle with arrows forming a feedback loop: Congress points to Defense Contractors, which points to Military, which points back to Congress. A caption reads that the existence of a large defense industry increases the likelihood of war, which results in a larger defense industry. The bottom half mirrors this exactly, labeled "The Masturbatory-Porndustrial Complex," with three purple boxes: Brain points to Porno Collection, which points to Penis, which points back to Brain. Its caption reads that the existence of a large porno collection increases the likelihood of masturbation, which results in a larger porn collection. The joke is that the porn cycle has the identical self-reinforcing structure as the military-industrial complex. Votey: a black-and-white panel where a bespectacled person standing behind a seated person at a desk says, "You need to get out more." The seated person indignantly replies, "I'm a political theorist!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.