2010-10-12
Original: 2010-10-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (top banner): IF REAL LIFE WERE LIKE POLITICAL DEBATE
Panel 1:
A woman with reddish hair (left, facing right): YOU PUNCHED MY TODDLER IN THE FACE!
A man with brown hair (right, grinning): WHOA, WHOA. THAT PUNCH WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.
Votey:
Caption (top banner): ME, AFTER NYCC...
A disheveled, wild-eyed figure with messy hair, thought bubble: THAT WAS FUN
Panel 1:
A woman with reddish hair (left, facing right): YOU PUNCHED MY TODDLER IN THE FACE!
A man with brown hair (right, grinning): WHOA, WHOA. THAT PUNCH WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.
Votey:
Caption (top banner): ME, AFTER NYCC...
A disheveled, wild-eyed figure with messy hair, thought bubble: THAT WAS FUN
Alt text
A color SMBC comic with the banner caption "If real life were like political debate." In a single panel, a red-haired woman stands outdoors confronting a brown-haired, grinning man. She shouts, "You punched my toddler in the face!" He calmly replies, "Whoa, whoa. That punch was taken out of context" — deflecting an indefensible act with the dodge of a politician. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): banner reads "Me, after NYCC..." showing a haggard, wild-haired, bug-eyed figure looking exhausted and slightly deranged, with a thought bubble: "That was fun."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.