2010-10-10
Original: 2010-10-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner (top): RELATIONSHIP PRANKS: AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, CONVINCE YOUR WIFE HAVING A BABY WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
Panel 1:
A shirtless man wearing a purple pirate hat with a skull and crossbones leans over a woman (his wife) who is lying down (in labor).
Man: OH! OH! O... IS THAT A PIRATE HAT
Man: AVAST! FIRE THE BABY CANNON!
Votey:
The wife, lying down with a strained expression, speaks to the man (only the back of his head/shoulder is visible).
Man: DIRECT HIT
Wife: SHUT. UP.
Panel 1:
A shirtless man wearing a purple pirate hat with a skull and crossbones leans over a woman (his wife) who is lying down (in labor).
Man: OH! OH! O... IS THAT A PIRATE HAT
Man: AVAST! FIRE THE BABY CANNON!
Votey:
The wife, lying down with a strained expression, speaks to the man (only the back of his head/shoulder is visible).
Man: DIRECT HIT
Wife: SHUT. UP.
Alt text
A two-part comic. A red title banner reads: "Relationship pranks: At the last possible moment, convince your wife having a baby was a terrible idea." In the main panel, a shirtless man wearing a purple pirate hat with a skull and crossbones leans over his wife, who is lying down in labor. He exclaims, "Oh! Oh! O... is that a pirate hat," then shouts, "Avast! Fire the baby cannon!" Votey: the wife, lying down with a pained, unamused expression, responds to the man (shown only from behind) who says "Direct hit" -- she snaps back, "Shut. Up."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.