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2010-10-13

Original: 2010-10-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A mad-scientist type man with wild gray flame-like hair and dark goggles stands before a chalkboard/diagram, holding a pointer. He is gleeful.
Scientist: HAHAHAHA! A TYRANNOSAURUS WITH ITS ENTIRE BRAIN ENCASED IN TRANSPARENT ALUMINUM! THE MOST HORRIBLE MONSTER OF ALL TIME! PREPARE FOR TERROR, HUMANITY!

Panel 2 (banner): LATER...

Panel 3:
The creature stands revealed: a large green-bodied tyrannosaurus, but its entire head is a clear glass-like (transparent aluminum) cube containing only a tiny brain with big cartoonish eyes. Its arms are comically tiny. The gray-haired scientist, now small in the corner, looks up at his creation in dismay.
Scientist: SHIT.

Votey:
A close-up of the transparent-aluminum-cube head with the tiny brain and big eyes inside. It speaks weakly.
Monster: RAR.

Alt text

Two-panel comic. Panel 1: a wild-haired, goggled mad scientist gleefully gestures at a diagram and shouts, "HAHAHAHA! A TYRANNOSAURUS WITH ITS ENTIRE BRAIN ENCASED IN TRANSPARENT ALUMINUM! THE MOST HORRIBLE MONSTER OF ALL TIME! PREPARE FOR TERROR, HUMANITY!" A "LATER..." banner follows. Panel 2: the finished creature is a green tyrannosaurus whose head is a clear cube containing only a tiny brain with two big googly eyes and tiny useless arms, looking harmless rather than horrifying. The scientist, now small in the corner, looks up and says, "SHIT." Votey: a close-up of the transparent cube head, tiny brain and big eyes inside, feebly saying "RAR." The joke: encasing the brain in transparent aluminum produced an adorable, pathetic monster instead of a terrifying one.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.