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2010-10-28

Original: 2010-10-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
God (depicted as a glowing yellow oval/face with triangular eyes and features, radiating sunbeams over the ocean): "YOU SHALL FLOURISH ALL ACROSS THE SEAS UNTIL IT TURNS OUT SOME GOO IN YOUR BRAIN IS REALLY GOOD FOR MAKING CANDLES!"

Caption (below panel): God creates the sperm whale.

Votey:
God (same glowing face, shown in close-up): "THEN LATER THE JAPANESE WILL DECIDE YOU'RE TASTY."

Alt text

A whale floats in the ocean beneath a bright sun. The sun is drawn as a glowing yellow oval face with triangular eyes, mouth, and rays beaming outward, representing God. God says to the whale: "You shall flourish all across the seas until it turns out some goo in your brain is really good for making candles!" A caption reads: "God creates the sperm whale" (a reference to spermaceti, the waxy substance in sperm whale heads once used to make candles). In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the same glowing God-face adds: "Then later the Japanese will decide you're tasty" — a jab at whaling.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.