2010-09-02
Original: 2010-09-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A balding, bespectacled man in a brown suit (a therapist) sits in a chair, gesturing as he speaks to a patient reclining on a couch. The patient is Superman, in his blue costume with the red-and-yellow "S" emblem and red cape, looking glum.
Therapist: You're here to talk about trust issues? Ha! Okay. I thought for sure it was fear of heights. I mean... imagine you're flying and your powers conk out for like two minutes. SPLAT!
Caption (below panel): Superman now works as an accountant.
Votey:
A rough, sketchy black-and-white drawing of a glum man with short hair, wearing a collared shirt and tie. His shirt is open at the collar, revealing the top of Superman's "S" emblem underneath, indicating he is Superman in plain office clothes.
A balding, bespectacled man in a brown suit (a therapist) sits in a chair, gesturing as he speaks to a patient reclining on a couch. The patient is Superman, in his blue costume with the red-and-yellow "S" emblem and red cape, looking glum.
Therapist: You're here to talk about trust issues? Ha! Okay. I thought for sure it was fear of heights. I mean... imagine you're flying and your powers conk out for like two minutes. SPLAT!
Caption (below panel): Superman now works as an accountant.
Votey:
A rough, sketchy black-and-white drawing of a glum man with short hair, wearing a collared shirt and tie. His shirt is open at the collar, revealing the top of Superman's "S" emblem underneath, indicating he is Superman in plain office clothes.
Alt text
A therapy session comic. In the single main panel, a balding therapist in a brown suit and glasses sits in a chair, gesturing as he talks to his patient. The patient is Superman, in full blue costume with red cape and the "S" emblem, reclining glumly on a couch. The therapist says: "You're here to talk about trust issues? Ha! Okay. I thought for sure it was fear of heights. I mean... imagine you're flying and your powers conk out for like two minutes. SPLAT!" A caption below reads: "Superman now works as an accountant." The votey (bonus panel) is a rough sketch of a glum man in a collared shirt and tie; his shirt is unbuttoned at the collar, revealing the top of Superman's "S" emblem hidden underneath his office clothes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.