2010-09-06
Original: 2010-09-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
A bar chart.
Y-axis label: AWKWARDNESS
X-axis label: RHYMING ADVICE GIVEN TO COLLEGEBOUND DAUGHTER
Short green bar, labeled above: "BEER BEFORE LIQUOR, NEVER BEEN SICKER"
Tall red bar, labeled above: "CONDOM JUST BROKE, GET THE NAME OF THE BLOKE"
Below the chart are two character portraits: on the left, a worried-looking young woman with red hair (the collegebound daughter); on the right, a smiling older man with graying hair and a mustache (the father giving the advice).
Votey:
Text: "COMICS BY WEINER? KEEP YOUR MIND CLEANER."
Y-axis label: AWKWARDNESS
X-axis label: RHYMING ADVICE GIVEN TO COLLEGEBOUND DAUGHTER
Short green bar, labeled above: "BEER BEFORE LIQUOR, NEVER BEEN SICKER"
Tall red bar, labeled above: "CONDOM JUST BROKE, GET THE NAME OF THE BLOKE"
Below the chart are two character portraits: on the left, a worried-looking young woman with red hair (the collegebound daughter); on the right, a smiling older man with graying hair and a mustache (the father giving the advice).
Votey:
Text: "COMICS BY WEINER? KEEP YOUR MIND CLEANER."
Alt text
A hand-drawn bar chart. The vertical axis is labeled AWKWARDNESS; the horizontal axis is labeled "RHYMING ADVICE GIVEN TO COLLEGEBOUND DAUGHTER." A short green bar is labeled "BEER BEFORE LIQUOR, NEVER BEEN SICKER." A much taller red bar is labeled "CONDOM JUST BROKE, GET THE NAME OF THE BLOKE," showing it is far more awkward advice. Below the chart sit two portraits: a worried red-haired young woman (the daughter) and a cheerful mustached older man (the father). Votey aftercomic: a small panel reading "COMICS BY WEINER? KEEP YOUR MIND CLEANER."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.