2010-08-30
Original: 2010-08-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with blond hair, looking nervous and sweating, stands in front of a computer monitor with his hands raised. A red-haired woman watches him from the foreground. On the monitor is a partially visible image of a person against a purple background.
Man: IT'S NOT PORN! IT'S CREATION SCIENCE!
Caption below panel:
Think about it.
The creationist "Descent of Man" is just a naked guy.
Votey:
A crude hand-drawn sketch of a single man walking, with a line under him representing the ground.
Label: DESCENT OF MAN
A man with blond hair, looking nervous and sweating, stands in front of a computer monitor with his hands raised. A red-haired woman watches him from the foreground. On the monitor is a partially visible image of a person against a purple background.
Man: IT'S NOT PORN! IT'S CREATION SCIENCE!
Caption below panel:
Think about it.
The creationist "Descent of Man" is just a naked guy.
Votey:
A crude hand-drawn sketch of a single man walking, with a line under him representing the ground.
Label: DESCENT OF MAN
Alt text
A nervous, sweating blond man stands with his hands raised in front of a computer monitor, caught by a red-haired woman. On the screen is a partly visible figure on a purple background. He blurts, "It's not porn! It's creation science!" The caption reads: "Think about it. The creationist 'Descent of Man' is just a naked guy." The joke riffs on Darwin's "The Descent of Man": where evolution shows a progression from ape to human, the creationist version would simply be one naked guy. The votey is a crude doodle of a single man walking along a ground line, labeled "DESCENT OF MAN" — the entire creationist evolutionary chart reduced to one figure.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.