2010-08-28
Original: 2010-08-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman with orange hair and glasses, wearing a green medical gown, sits on an exam table in a doctor's office. A computer and a jar of cotton balls sit on the counter behind her.
Panel 2: Dark motion-blur streaks rush past the woman from behind; she begins to turn.
Panel 3: The woman, startled, mouth open.
Woman: WHAT THE-
Panel 4: The woman looks down, confused, hands raised.
Panel 5: Close on the woman's torso. A piece of paper has been slapped onto her green gown, reading:
Note: RESULTS: NORMAL
Bottom banner (stylized comic-book text over a red background with a black ninja mask): PAP SMEAR NINJA!
Votey: A silhouetted figure in profile (a ninja face) speaks against a white background.
Ninja: NO... YOU MAY NOT KNOW MY NAME.
Panel 2: Dark motion-blur streaks rush past the woman from behind; she begins to turn.
Panel 3: The woman, startled, mouth open.
Woman: WHAT THE-
Panel 4: The woman looks down, confused, hands raised.
Panel 5: Close on the woman's torso. A piece of paper has been slapped onto her green gown, reading:
Note: RESULTS: NORMAL
Bottom banner (stylized comic-book text over a red background with a black ninja mask): PAP SMEAR NINJA!
Votey: A silhouetted figure in profile (a ninja face) speaks against a white background.
Ninja: NO... YOU MAY NOT KNOW MY NAME.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A red-haired woman in glasses and a green medical exam gown sits on an exam table in a doctor's office. Dark motion-blur streaks suddenly whoosh past her from behind. Startled, she says 'WHAT THE-' and looks down, confused, to find a slip of paper now stuck to her gown reading 'RESULTS: NORMAL.' A bold comic-book banner with a black ninja mask declares 'PAP SMEAR NINJA!' Votey aftercomic: a black silhouette of a masked ninja's face in profile speaks, 'No... you may not know my name.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.