2010-09-08
Original: 2010-09-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with glasses and dark hair: I don't believe events can be causally connected. All we have are correlations which are by nature subjective.
Panel 2:
(The man with reddish hair grimaces and raises a handgun.)
Panel 3:
(The red-haired man pulls the trigger.)
Sound effect: CLICK!
Panel 4:
Sound effect: BANG!
Panel 5:
Man with glasses (clutching his arm in pain): WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
Panel 6:
Red-haired man (looking shocked): OH MY GOD!
Panel 7:
(The man with glasses clutches his bleeding arm; the red-haired man stands beside him.)
Red-haired man: WHAT'D THE DARKNESS DO TO YOUR ARM?
Votey:
Man with glasses (in pain): SO, YOU SEE THE METAPHOR-
Red-haired man: CALL A DOCTOR!
Man with glasses and dark hair: I don't believe events can be causally connected. All we have are correlations which are by nature subjective.
Panel 2:
(The man with reddish hair grimaces and raises a handgun.)
Panel 3:
(The red-haired man pulls the trigger.)
Sound effect: CLICK!
Panel 4:
Sound effect: BANG!
Panel 5:
Man with glasses (clutching his arm in pain): WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
Panel 6:
Red-haired man (looking shocked): OH MY GOD!
Panel 7:
(The man with glasses clutches his bleeding arm; the red-haired man stands beside him.)
Red-haired man: WHAT'D THE DARKNESS DO TO YOUR ARM?
Votey:
Man with glasses (in pain): SO, YOU SEE THE METAPHOR-
Red-haired man: CALL A DOCTOR!
Alt text
A seven-panel comic. Panel 1: a bespectacled man with dark hair calmly tells a red-haired companion, "I don't believe events can be causally connected. All we have are correlations which are by nature subjective." Panel 2: the red-haired man grimaces and raises a handgun. Panel 3: he pulls the trigger, with a sound effect "CLICK!" Panel 4: a black panel with a large "BANG!" Panel 5: the bespectacled man clutches his bleeding arm, shouting "WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!" Panel 6: the red-haired man looks shocked, "OH MY GOD!" Panel 7: with the wounded man still clutching his bloody arm, the red-haired man asks innocently, "WHAT'D THE DARKNESS DO TO YOUR ARM?" - pretending the gunshot and the wound are merely correlated, not causally connected. Votey: the wounded man, still in pain, begins "SO, YOU SEE THE METAPHOR-" and the red-haired man cuts in, "CALL A DOCTOR!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.