2010-09-07
Original: 2010-09-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (the only panel of the main comic): A woman with red/orange hair and a man stand together on the Great Wall of China.
Man: HONEY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR TWO HOURS.
Woman: DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU CONCEIVE A BABY IN CHINA, IT COMES OUT CHINESE?
Man: WHAT? THAT'S DUMB.
Woman: BET YOU $1,000 IT DOES.
Caption (below the panel): Nine months later, I found myself in a win-win situation.
Votey:
The red-haired woman, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style, looking back over her shoulder.
Woman: ALSO, JAPAN, SPAIN, RUSSIA, AND YOUR DAD'S HOUSE.
Man: HONEY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR TWO HOURS.
Woman: DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU CONCEIVE A BABY IN CHINA, IT COMES OUT CHINESE?
Man: WHAT? THAT'S DUMB.
Woman: BET YOU $1,000 IT DOES.
Caption (below the panel): Nine months later, I found myself in a win-win situation.
Votey:
The red-haired woman, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style, looking back over her shoulder.
Woman: ALSO, JAPAN, SPAIN, RUSSIA, AND YOUR DAD'S HOUSE.
Alt text
A color comic with one panel. A red-haired woman and a man stand on the Great Wall of China, green hills and the stone wall winding behind them. The man asks, 'Honey! Where have you been for two hours.' The woman replies, 'Did you know that when you conceive a baby in China, it comes out Chinese?' The man says, 'What? That's dumb.' The woman counters, 'Bet you $1,000 it does.' A caption beneath the panel reads, 'Nine months later, I found myself in a win-win situation.' The joke: either she wins the bet, or she wins by having had sex with many people in many places while supposedly proving her point. The votey, a loose black-and-white sketch of the same woman glancing back over her shoulder, adds her confession: 'Also, Japan, Spain, Russia, and your dad's house.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.