2010-08-05
Original: 2010-08-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A shirtless dark-haired man lies in bed beside a blonde woman who is sitting up at the edge of the bed, partly turned away as if about to leave.
Man: "IT'S AVERAGE! IT'S ACTUALLY A LITTLE ABOVE AVERAGE! IT'S NOT MY FAULT EVERYONE ALWAYS HAS UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS! NO! DON'T LEAVE! COME ON!"
Caption below panel:
Fun Fact:
Superman hasn't had sex in 15 years.
Votey:
The same dark-haired man, drawn in a plain sketch style, speaks sheepishly.
Man: "I'M A SUPER CUDDLER."
A shirtless dark-haired man lies in bed beside a blonde woman who is sitting up at the edge of the bed, partly turned away as if about to leave.
Man: "IT'S AVERAGE! IT'S ACTUALLY A LITTLE ABOVE AVERAGE! IT'S NOT MY FAULT EVERYONE ALWAYS HAS UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS! NO! DON'T LEAVE! COME ON!"
Caption below panel:
Fun Fact:
Superman hasn't had sex in 15 years.
Votey:
The same dark-haired man, drawn in a plain sketch style, speaks sheepishly.
Man: "I'M A SUPER CUDDLER."
Alt text
A shirtless dark-haired man lies in bed beside a blonde woman who is sitting up and turning away as if about to leave. He pleads desperately: "It's average! It's actually a little above average! It's not my fault everyone always has unreasonable expectations! No! Don't leave! Come on!" A caption below reads, "Fun Fact: Superman hasn't had sex in 15 years" -- implying this insecure man is meant to be Superman, undercutting his super-powered image. Votey: the same man, looking sheepish, offers as consolation: "I'm a super cuddler."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.