2010-08-06
Original: 2010-08-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person kneels at the side of a bed, hands clasped in prayer, head bowed. A nightstand with a phone and a mug sits beside the bed.
Person (praying): DEAR GOD...
GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE, THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN, AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, AND ALSO A TEN INCH DICK.
Caption (below panel): Look, the first three things aren't gonna happen either.
Votey:
Two people sit together; one leans toward the other.
First person: WHATCHA GOT TONIGHT? SCIENCE JOKE? MATH JOKE? PHILOSOPHY JO-
Second person (interrupting, shouting): WEEEEEEEEE//////NER.
A person kneels at the side of a bed, hands clasped in prayer, head bowed. A nightstand with a phone and a mug sits beside the bed.
Person (praying): DEAR GOD...
GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE, THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN, AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, AND ALSO A TEN INCH DICK.
Caption (below panel): Look, the first three things aren't gonna happen either.
Votey:
Two people sit together; one leans toward the other.
First person: WHATCHA GOT TONIGHT? SCIENCE JOKE? MATH JOKE? PHILOSOPHY JO-
Second person (interrupting, shouting): WEEEEEEEEE//////NER.
Alt text
A person kneels in prayer beside a bed, head bowed and hands clasped, a nightstand with a phone and mug nearby. Their prayer balloon reads: "Dear God... grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference, and also a ten inch dick." A caption below reads: "Look, the first three things aren't gonna happen either." Votey: In black-and-white, one person leans toward another asking, "Whatcha got tonight? Science joke? Math joke? Philosophy jo-" and the second person cuts them off, shouting, "WEEEEEEEEE//////NER."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.