ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2010-07-22

Original: 2010-07-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Robot: It's not you, Sally, it's me. I'm a robot, and therefore incapable of love.

Panel 2:
Woman (Sally): I... I see...

Panel 3:
Woman (Sally): Perhaps... someday in the future-
Robot: Still capable of sex though.

Votey:
Robot: Especially weird sex.

Alt text

A three-panel comic of a breakup conversation across a table. Panel 1: a yellow robot with green features speaks to a dark-haired woman, saying "It's not you, Sally, it's me. I'm a robot, and therefore incapable of love." Panel 2: a close-up of the woman, Sally, looking downcast and crestfallen, saying "I... I see..." Panel 3: the woman looks sad and hopeful as she begins "Perhaps... someday in the future-" but the robot interrupts with "Still capable of sex though." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the robot's blank face adds: "Especially weird sex."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.