2010-07-20
Original: 2010-07-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An older doctor wearing glasses and a green shirt, holding a clipboard, speaks to a patient (a man with red hair, seen from behind).
Doctor: "WE'LL BE PERFORMING A VIVISECTION OF YOUR ERECTION FOR DETECTION OF INFECTION IN CONNECTION WITH ERECTION IMPERFECTION."
Caption (below panel): Sometimes I wish Dr. Seuss had an MD.
Votey:
The same doctor, now holding a cup of fluid, speaks again.
Doctor: "FIRST, PLEASE DUNK YOUR JUNK IN THIS CHUNK GUNK."
An older doctor wearing glasses and a green shirt, holding a clipboard, speaks to a patient (a man with red hair, seen from behind).
Doctor: "WE'LL BE PERFORMING A VIVISECTION OF YOUR ERECTION FOR DETECTION OF INFECTION IN CONNECTION WITH ERECTION IMPERFECTION."
Caption (below panel): Sometimes I wish Dr. Seuss had an MD.
Votey:
The same doctor, now holding a cup of fluid, speaks again.
Doctor: "FIRST, PLEASE DUNK YOUR JUNK IN THIS CHUNK GUNK."
Alt text
An older bespectacled doctor in a green shirt holds a clipboard while addressing a red-haired patient seen from behind. In a rhyming, Dr.-Seuss-style speech bubble the doctor says: "We'll be performing a vivisection of your erection for detection of infection in connection with erection imperfection." A caption beneath reads: "Sometimes I wish Dr. Seuss had an MD." Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): the same doctor holds out a cup and says, "First, please dunk your junk in this chunk gunk." The joke is the doctor delivering crude medical instructions in absurd Seussian rhyme.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.