2010-07-17
Original: 2010-07-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Setting: a nursing home. An old man with glasses and thinning gray hair sits in a green armchair, looking distressed. Two people are seen from behind facing him: a woman with red hair, and a person with long blonde hair wearing a blue hair clip.
Old man: "I PERSONALLY DOUBLED THE CHLAMYDIA RATE AMONG FAT CHICKS AT THE NURSING HOME, YOU PATRONIZING BITCH!"
Caption (below panel): I no longer call old men "adorable."
Votey:
A grinning man with stubble, drawn in a loose sketch style, holds a pen/pencil as if drawing.
Man: "I CAN'T WAIT TO BE OLD!"
Setting: a nursing home. An old man with glasses and thinning gray hair sits in a green armchair, looking distressed. Two people are seen from behind facing him: a woman with red hair, and a person with long blonde hair wearing a blue hair clip.
Old man: "I PERSONALLY DOUBLED THE CHLAMYDIA RATE AMONG FAT CHICKS AT THE NURSING HOME, YOU PATRONIZING BITCH!"
Caption (below panel): I no longer call old men "adorable."
Votey:
A grinning man with stubble, drawn in a loose sketch style, holds a pen/pencil as if drawing.
Man: "I CAN'T WAIT TO BE OLD!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic set in a nursing home. An old man with glasses, thinning gray hair, and suspenders sits in a green plaid armchair, looking indignant. Two people are viewed from behind facing him: a red-haired woman and a person with long blonde hair held by a blue clip. A speech balloon from the old man reads: "I PERSONALLY DOUBLED THE CHLAMYDIA RATE AMONG FAT CHICKS AT THE NURSING HOME, YOU PATRONIZING BITCH!" A caption beneath the panel reads: 'I no longer call old men "adorable."' Votey (aftercomic): a loosely sketched, grinning stubbled man holding a pen, saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO BE OLD!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.