2010-07-15
Original: 2010-07-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A red-haired man in a white shirt and a black-haired woman in a yellow top sit together on a couch.
Woman: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
Man: NOTHING.
Woman: NOTHING. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Panel 2: The woman stands up, arms thrown wide, smiling broadly.
Woman: WOOHOO! NOTHING'S WRONG! WE HAVE THE BEST MARRIAGE EVER!
Panel 3: Close-up of the woman beaming.
Woman: MAN! OUR MARRIAGE IS WAY BETTER NOW THAT I TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY.
Panel 4: Split into smaller panels. The man looks unhappy.
Man: DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
Man: ...NO.
Woman (arms wide, beaming): WOOHOO!
Votey: The woman stands with arms outstretched, smiling, while the man speaks.
Man: IT HURTS MY EARS WHEN YOU YELL.
Woman: WOOHOO!
Woman: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
Man: NOTHING.
Woman: NOTHING. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Panel 2: The woman stands up, arms thrown wide, smiling broadly.
Woman: WOOHOO! NOTHING'S WRONG! WE HAVE THE BEST MARRIAGE EVER!
Panel 3: Close-up of the woman beaming.
Woman: MAN! OUR MARRIAGE IS WAY BETTER NOW THAT I TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY.
Panel 4: Split into smaller panels. The man looks unhappy.
Man: DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
Man: ...NO.
Woman (arms wide, beaming): WOOHOO!
Votey: The woman stands with arms outstretched, smiling, while the man speaks.
Man: IT HURTS MY EARS WHEN YOU YELL.
Woman: WOOHOO!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A red-haired man and a black-haired woman sit on a couch. She asks 'What's the matter?'; he says 'Nothing'; she replies 'Nothing. What's the matter with you?' She then leaps up, arms spread wide, and yells 'Woohoo! Nothing's wrong! We have the best marriage ever!' Grinning, she adds, 'Man! Our marriage is way better now that I take everything literally.' The man, looking glum, asks 'Does that bother you?' and answers his own implied question with '...No.' while she throws her arms wide again shouting 'Woohoo!' Votey: The woman stands arms outstretched, beaming; the man says 'It hurts my ears when you yell,' and she responds 'Woohoo!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.