2010-07-07
Original: 2010-07-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A man with reddish, flame-like hair in a white tank top recoils in alarm, raising his hands toward a looming dark shadow with clawed, reaching hands.
Man: "NO! I thought I destroyed you with masturbation!"
Shadow: "You did... but I've returned now, more powerful than ever! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Caption below the panel: "Damn you, spirit of loneliness!"
Votey:
The same red-haired man, teeth gritted in determined effort, thrusts a green book or box labeled "VIDEO GAMES" forward into the dark shadowy figure, which is splayed against a backdrop of radiating purple and yellow beams.
A man with reddish, flame-like hair in a white tank top recoils in alarm, raising his hands toward a looming dark shadow with clawed, reaching hands.
Man: "NO! I thought I destroyed you with masturbation!"
Shadow: "You did... but I've returned now, more powerful than ever! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Caption below the panel: "Damn you, spirit of loneliness!"
Votey:
The same red-haired man, teeth gritted in determined effort, thrusts a green book or box labeled "VIDEO GAMES" forward into the dark shadowy figure, which is splayed against a backdrop of radiating purple and yellow beams.
Alt text
A red-haired man in a white tank top throws up his hands in horror at a looming clawed shadow creature. He cries, "No! I thought I destroyed you with masturbation!" The shadow gloats, "You did... but I've returned now, more powerful than ever! Hahahahaha!" A caption reads, "Damn you, spirit of loneliness!" In the votey aftercomic, the man grits his teeth and thrusts a green item labeled "VIDEO GAMES" into the shadow figure, which is splayed against radiating beams of light, weaponizing gaming against his loneliness.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.