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2010-07-07

Original: 2010-07-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

A man with reddish, flame-like hair in a white tank top recoils in alarm, raising his hands toward a looming dark shadow with clawed, reaching hands.

Man: "NO! I thought I destroyed you with masturbation!"

Shadow: "You did... but I've returned now, more powerful than ever! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Caption below the panel: "Damn you, spirit of loneliness!"

Votey:

The same red-haired man, teeth gritted in determined effort, thrusts a green book or box labeled "VIDEO GAMES" forward into the dark shadowy figure, which is splayed against a backdrop of radiating purple and yellow beams.

Alt text

A red-haired man in a white tank top throws up his hands in horror at a looming clawed shadow creature. He cries, "No! I thought I destroyed you with masturbation!" The shadow gloats, "You did... but I've returned now, more powerful than ever! Hahahahaha!" A caption reads, "Damn you, spirit of loneliness!" In the votey aftercomic, the man grits his teeth and thrusts a green item labeled "VIDEO GAMES" into the shadow figure, which is splayed against radiating beams of light, weaponizing gaming against his loneliness.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.