2010-07-03
Original: 2010-07-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Two men sit close together on a couch, one with dark hair and round glasses wearing a blue shirt, the other with blond hair and angular glasses wearing a green shirt.
Dark-haired man: WANNA HAVE SEX AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY?
Blond man: HAVE WE FULLY OPTIMIZED SEX?
Dark-haired man: MY EQUATIONS SAY YES.
Caption below the panel:
Fact: There are gay engineers.
Fact: Their lives are better than yours.
Votey:
A man with curly hair and round glasses, shirtless, smiles and holds up a small object.
Man: IMAGINE MY PENIS IS A TESSERACT.
(A drawing of a tesseract — a cube within a cube — floats above his outstretched hand.)
Two men sit close together on a couch, one with dark hair and round glasses wearing a blue shirt, the other with blond hair and angular glasses wearing a green shirt.
Dark-haired man: WANNA HAVE SEX AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY?
Blond man: HAVE WE FULLY OPTIMIZED SEX?
Dark-haired man: MY EQUATIONS SAY YES.
Caption below the panel:
Fact: There are gay engineers.
Fact: Their lives are better than yours.
Votey:
A man with curly hair and round glasses, shirtless, smiles and holds up a small object.
Man: IMAGINE MY PENIS IS A TESSERACT.
(A drawing of a tesseract — a cube within a cube — floats above his outstretched hand.)
Alt text
An SMBC comic. A single panel shows two men sitting close together on a couch: one with dark hair and round glasses in a blue shirt, the other with blond hair and angular glasses in a green shirt. The dark-haired man asks, "Wanna have sex and play video games all day?" The blond replies, "Have we fully optimized sex?" The dark-haired man answers, "My equations say yes." A caption reads: "Fact: There are gay engineers. Fact: Their lives are better than yours." The votey (bonus panel) shows a shirtless, curly-haired man with round glasses smiling and holding up a small object, with a drawing of a tesseract (a cube nested inside a cube) floating above his hand. He says, "Imagine my penis is a tesseract."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.